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Candy/Chan-Dee/Candie..whatever sounds nice
17 years old, September 17 1991:)
Misses PRSS and hates SP. ARGH. WHY!
Likes my pink piggie and my virgo bearbear!! Likes all my plushie on my bed!
DJ MAX here i come!!
Pussycat Dolls/Becky Hammon/NBA/Formula1 are my new likes!
LONG TERM GOAL:
Grow tall!
Make money money money to go around the world in 80days!! (partner anyone?)
SHORT TERM GOAL:
Find myself back? (Where's the old candy?)
FRIENDS:
Argh. GONE GONE GONE
FAV SONGS:
All PCD :) especially I HATE THIS PART
The Veronicas! (before jess became blonde and skinnier)
Fuck it all!
Fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don't belong!
Don't exist!
Don't give a shit!
Don't ever judge me!
SLIPKNOT: SURFACING
Friday, June 30, 2006, 11:05 PM
Been too lazy to update nowadays..everyday seems the same to me..except for the days that i was caught by two ms ho(s) on two separate days for not going to co..haish
Saturday was boring as usual..was supposed to have jap lesson..but skipped it again..so bad..now i trying to work on my mini art project that i set for myself..
Downloading SYF song in the background..take so long time..sian..
BORING!!!!
Monday, June 26, 2006, 6:23 AM
And so my "beautiful" sleep was once disturbed by the annoying alarm clock that had it's rest for one month..haish..
Firstly i totally forget what's my usual schedule for getting to school is, so i just continue to lay in bed and wait for my father to tell me that i am late..lames..after that i was once again waiting in the garden for lynnie and cedric. lynnie was late and cedric was the best..he woke up at 6.40 and still managed to reach school on time..bet he chiong de lohs..if it's fung qi's case, i think her mother will just forget about asking her to go school..so good!
Assembly..hah..the same old grounds and trees and teachers and..stop that! so there's this group of new teachers and trainee teachers standing at the side..i have already totally forgotten their names..that's typical of me..
First period was maths was ms ang..but lucky we didn't do maths, just listening to ms ang's cme talks..she said she was a NUS graduate..blah blah..then i was caught..CANDY AH..SLEEPY EYES..hah! i think ranford was sleeping soundly at the corner..
PE..worst surprise of the day..had to run 6 rounds..argh! first round already buay tahan..not to even speak of completing the rounds..me zhilin and fung qi walked for most of the distance until we see ms lim then chiong..budden we still complete it with a very outstanding time: 24mins plus..FAIL!!!!
Recess was the best..can relax and talk crap once again..b4 it ended some of us had to rush to change into our uniform..
After recess was lining up at the parade ground..damn hot lohs..scorching sun..argh! then sec 2 proceeded to the hall for some kind of talk by mr.ow..obviously it wasn't that enjoyable and i almost dozed off..but i can't as ms ang was somewhere nearby..haish..numb legs again..hot hot..
Hah! most anticipated moment, it ended! headed back to class just to find out that blackout again..everytime like that..
So under a no fan suitation we had english lessons..i just read my book throughout the lesson and try to act participative (got such words anots?) when doing worksheets..ahh..fans back finally..so windy..
I really dunno what's going on during the sexuality education..just mdm yue talking on some unknown topics..
Hoh! end of school..went out with the usual group..had lunch at KFC and just crap on all the interesting things about mdm lim..laugh laugh laugh..library was the next stop..then home!
It was already 5.31 and lynnie was still cheating me that she's going to mandy's hse..heh! i neva fell for that trick..budden i still had to walk back home from the TPJC..lynnie was on her way to fetch her baby brother..so cute lohs! he was crying b4 that..haha..lynnie had a unique way to teach her brother spelling..can i learn it too??
Wednesday, June 21, 2006, 6:19 AM
CHEMISTRY LESSON almost led me into sleep..we just go through the test paper, copied notes and did a practical...ms jiang also said that if there was to be a award presented to our class, it will be the prestigious "BLUR AWARD"...i added the prestigious myself..haha!
WE shall skip the going-thru-paper and copy-notes portion and go to the practical portion..it was the only "great" highlight of the remedial..we were to do a practical on "volumetric anaylsis"...it involves the addition of a standard solution from a burette to a known volume of the unknown solution in a conical flask..this process is called titration..
WE were supposed to add hydrochloric acid into the burette and sodium hydroxide into the pipette..in the end we added sodium hydroxide into the burette and hydrochloric acid into the pipette..u guessed it..my group had to re-do..haish! we had to do the experiment three times to get an average result and at the second time, we added the wrong solution again..HAISH! i think we shud be awarded the blur group...aniwaes..i had fun playing with the pipette filler until it choked out some disgustin orange stuff..yucks..dun worry..my grp members kena too..with me around, something's bound to happen..be it bad or good..
Shudden have ride the bike yesterday..suffering from backaches and muscle aches at the moment..see lah..never exercise..that's why i am tua pui!
, 5:25 AM
BBQ was at dinah's hse..i went there with lynn and the first thing i heard was macik nana's scream...HIE!!!! so dino came down to open the gate and lynn could actually not know which way to push the gate..wahh..caveman under hibernation for too long is it..shudd be..
We greeted dino's mother..that's for sure..and i saw another auntie carrying a spongebob squarepants and van was like lying on the bed trying to be a camera man..nana then went out and neva came back 'bout 8mins later? so i thought that she might be stuck at the toilet bowl..haha!
OOH YEAH..time to go down and we are supposed to help to bring down the stuff..dino's mother then told us not to take down the artificial fruits on the table too..but i think someone as blur as dino will do that..heheh..u see people carrying plastic bags but only me..i carry the LIGHTEST tissue box!!!!!
PIT. went up to get bikes and skateboard..i got the smaller bike and van got the bigger one...cos i am short..so we went biking around..my legs were so wobbly lohs..! and i kept asking macik nana to get me a drink..then i rest rest rest..cos i weak mahs..haha..then i went for another round again after dino and van came back..van wanted me to ride down the steps..i almost chickened out..people scared wads...then some mysterious biker blocked my way..and she tried to be friendly...halo? do i actually know you? budden she went away eventually..so i had to ride down the steps..i went down real slow and the bike stand pop out..haish..it's like so hard to push it back as dino's mother already said that the bike's half-dead..
WENT wobbly again..i forget what time imah came and i think its b4 i even rode the half-dead bike..she came with everything new..except for herself..duh~..lynn looked like she can work at the satay club already..since she kinda master how to light the fire well..hmm.then out of no where came out a cat..and u can hear ppl screamin..definitely not me..they are macik nana, wan and the black auntie who wears black from inside to outside..sheryl came at 7 plus and we started playing the dunno wad bang bang game..and i dunno wads going on..hah? who's dead?..nvm..then we played the virus game..people who lost two times must do pole dance...du du du du ti ti ti ti pa pa pa pa...heheh..i lost..dino too...macik nana..sheryl too..but we neva do pole dance in the end...heng ah..
EAT EAT EAT...i ate three sausages, 2 pineapple cubes, 3 cups of water and 1/12 of a asparagus...then cats came out from no where again..scream lohs! i forget when did i go to the toilet...budden i know that i went with black auntie and walk through the pool barefooted..hope that our feet did not pollute the water and sorry to the people who's gonna swallow the water accidentally..hahah! I was like washing my hands half-way when the lights in the toilet started to blink..ooh ooh..then that black auntie pulled my hair..halo? i am not a lamp..turns out that van and lynn was behind that..but never mind..we left van in the cubicle alone, switched off the lights and ran away!!! then we gei-gei and try to see how deep we can go into the other pool..obviously i cannot go any deeper..short wads..wahhh..
PLAYED sea monster at the playground..bud i did some swinging on the swing b4 that..my hair was like flying around and i think that i might look freaky from the side..SO me and black auntie was the catcher for the first round....i caught someone but i forgot who was the one..we screamed and there was echo..fun..so scream some more..the roles of the catcher kept rotating..and when it wasn't my turn, i had to keep away frm macik nana..she's the catcher! her hands were like very long lohs! i tried to be captain of the ship and chad from charlie angels..haha! my turn to be catcher again! i caught the easy prey...the black auntie hu always seem to be in the scractching position...everybody was like sweating except for imah and sheryl..cos they were enjoying their food on the bench throughout the game..
9.15pm! took photo..me lynn black auntie had to go home..so we went up to the hse to get our stuff...dino's hse was not locked..surprisingly no one rob the house..i think i will be the first..first thing to do when u reach the hse? RUSH INTO THE AIR-CON ROOM!!!!!!
MISSED stupid bus 12..such things always happen..wth...lynn got her father to fetch her..so had to wait for the stupid 12...then 2 more people came to the bus-stop..i observed them and found out that everyone's wearing black..hmm...do people waiting for bus at that hour always wear black??? RUBBISH!!!!
SKIPPED the in-the-bus portioin..reached home at 'bout 10pm...bath and blow dry my hair..in the end..my hair was like all standing up..blah blah...
SLEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!
Monday, June 19, 2006, 9:19 PM
MORNING
woke up at around 5.30 like that to prepare for the geog trip today to Yong Peng.
SCHOOL
was the first one to reach school..because my father left the house too early and he drove too fast too..ms fang only reached the school 5mins after i reached..see..i am even earlier than the teacher..the school was like so dark and it looks a bit scary though..
ASSEMBLE
first thing sean asked his friends when he reached school was :"am i hot?"...ooh..that's because he was sweating..and then fung qi was like telling us her trip to taiwan..she got a lot of actions and she was agitated when her auntie keep saying "ji gei gu ji gei" to her cousin or sister...and we boarded the bus at 7am..
BUS
i got the whole seat to myself and the bus was freakin cold..and fung qi was still talking about her taiwan trip in the bus...and ms ng said that fung qi could host her own show and be the narrator..the drive to tuas was very long and i slept...duh..who doesn't? Mdm Yue also took the chance to have her mini geog lesson on the bus..catchment area here..catchment area there..
TUAS
hmm..jam a bit..then we went into the checkpoint and blah blah..then back to the freakin cold bus again..
MALAYSIA CHECKPOINT
also took a long time to get there..sick of looking at the trees outside already..we got to know our tour guide there..he looked like he came from bangladesh..and his name sounded like "ah-shok"...
ROAD
so we were on the road again..and ah-shok said that if we needed to pee..it will be at the palm trees along the road..and he said that we had better not frighten the snakes of malaysia while doing so..hah..the he started to talk on the history of malaysia and quite a lot of us were knocked out...and then the guide said that it was a pity because his voice was sexy..omg..aniwaes..i saw a lot of chickens walking around along the roads..chickens as in animals not humans scantily dressed...and not to forget seeing palm trees palm trees and more palm trees...
YONG PENG R&R
we had toilet and food break here...me fung qi zhi lin emerlyn pei jun had ice-cream..i had the chocolate chip and pistachio flavor..and there's this big fish in the pond that had coins on its back..and i think that the fish got no feeling to lohs..emerlyn and pei jun bought sausages that looked like carrot on sticks...now in malaysia..people started buying bubble legally...and i of course "goup" some from wendy..and we were introduced to another guide which i forget his name
BUS AGAIN
i tried to blow the bubble but it doesn't work and i almost swallowed the gum..wendy fung qi and mu ying can blow...budden i still got one in the end..haha..
PINEAPPLE PLANTATION & RUBBER PLANTATION
the plantation was situated next to a villager's house and ah-shok brought us to the pineapple fields..the ground was quite soft and he called us to jump on it and the ground was like vibrating after that..he also told us that if water was to run through the soil..the house will be vibrating like it was after we jumped on it..i would love to see a house vibrate..we then headed to the rubber plantation that was only a few walks away from the pineapple plantation..there were a whole lot of mosquitoes and red ants and u could hear a lot of "pik-piak" sounds because we were busy swatting the mozzies..wait got dengue..haha! ah-shok and the other guide demonstrated how to tap rubber from the trees and ranford was asked to give it a try..and with the speed that he is doing it..it will be evening soon..behind my back was a tiny field with patches of grasses that looked like graves...before leaving, we were treated to sweet pineapple..but too bad.because i never eat..
BUS ONCE AGAIN
our shoes were dirty and everyone especially the girls were busy scrapping off the mud..
OIL PALM
oil palm oil palm and more oil palm..we were shown the male and female part of the palm tree and introduced to the many uses of palm oil..lucky there isn't many mosquitoes here..we were standing under the trees right now and the uncle was demonstrating how to cut down the fruit bunches of the oil palm..PIAK! the fruit bunch came down and the ground vibrated a little..the fruit bunch could weigh 200kg or pound...i forgot the unit...
FOREVER BUS
once again scrapping off the mud..
COCONUT SHELL HANDICRAFT CENTRE & FRUIT FARM
this place was full of stones instead of mud..there were durian trees, coffee plant e.t.c...ah-shok plucked down a few coffee seeds and i took one..its currently in my fridge..i see pisang and a type of black chilli..cool..ah-shok wants us to name three fruits starting with the letter "L" and someone shouted "liu-lian"! haha! we were given coffee to drink and we can buy some tidbits there...i saw turtles in the not so deep well...
BUSSSSSSS
busy blowing air-con..
GULA MELAKA
the process of making gula melaka was explained and we were given some to try..it was quite crispy and sweet..it's in the shape of candles..maybe i shud buy one and try burning it..
PLAYING OF TOPS
forget the in-the-bus step...there's this ah-pek there that played the tops quite well and i also gave it a try and it flew away from the table..aww...don't worry..there's not much mud here..heheh..
BUS BUS BUS
waved bye-bye to the uncles that are playing the tops..and now we are hungry..
LUNCH IN THE VILLAGE
the villagers there cooked for us and we had dishes like fish, egg, soup, cabbage, curry chicken, fish crackers, kueh..it was quite delicious..i sat with fatin mu ying valerie and wendy..fatin seemed to like the chilli and i told her to eat it all up..kidding..wendy preferred the curry chicken..i think valerie likes the egg and mu ying likes the cabbage..i am the only one eating the fish and i only managed to finish 1/4 of it..wasted..
BATU PHAHAT KUIH STORE
food food food...we purchased local food products there and u can see everyone carrying a orange plastic bag with a smiley face...SMILE!
PEANUT FACTORY
we were treated to peanuts there and i managed to get three packets of free peanuts..people started buying things there again...BUY BUY BUY..we bid farewell to the other guide there and proceeded to the highlight of the trip..SHOPPING!
THE SUMMIT
it isn't the hill top..it is a shopping mart there..but we were only given about 45mins to shop..i chanced upon a nike shoe for only RM80..but i didn't buy it cos i am afriad that my mother will nag..but it turns out in the end that my mother actually encouraged me to buy..HAISH!!!! i can only console myself that they didn't have my size..i walked around with zhi lin and fung qi...we wanted to get to the next floor and so we took the lift..in the lift..we dun even know which floor we were at now! so we just anyhow press and ended up at the carpark floor..so we anyhow press and reached the same floor we were at the first place..the escalator was a much preferred way..times up! we didn't buy anything except for some "cha ye dan" and world cup key chains..
THE BUS
long long way to the checkpoint and ah-shok entertained us with his jokes and riddles..we watched "dodge-ball" in the bus too..it was ridiculous when a man pumped air into his "toot" to make it look bigger..disgustin..the dozed off halfway through the show until it reaches the "dodge-ball championships"...imagine getting hit hard on any parts of ur body with the ball..OWW..especially for guys..too sensitive..the show says that girls with great force are lesbains..and at the last part..the gal in the "average joe team" was like kissing another gal..and one guy told joe that :" see? told u she's a lesbian"...the gal then turned around and told the guy that: "no..i m not a lesbian..i am bisexual.." and she started kissing joe..after the show was more oil palm trees for me..
MALAYSIA CHECKPOINT
finally..we bid farewell to ah-shok and headed for tuas..
BUS WITH SLEEPY STUDENTS
long long long ride..zzZZzz
TUAS!
too bad..traffic jam..it was about 7.30 when it finally cleared..sleepy..by the way..i ate fried onion flavoured chesse cube and a blue cheese flavoured one..offered by mdm yue..
SCHOOL
yeah! when we all alighted the bus..we all noticed this mysterious green light that's coming out from 3e4..if i am not wrong..and mdm yue keep saeing that it's the refraction or reflection of the light..ee..eerie..
HOME
reached home at bout 9pm..damn tired and sleepy..had dinner and slept afterwards..not forgetting to bath first..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....
Thursday, June 08, 2006, 7:22 AM
hmm..i tried the slogan website and here are my slogans :
1. Ring around the Candy, gets your whole wash clean
2. Get Candy or get out..
3. How many licks does it takes to get to the centre of a Candy?
4. America's most trusted Candy
5. Who would you have a candy with?
well..actually not that exciting worhx..wait till u see this that i've done "helpfully" for my frens.:
1. Let your fingers do the walking through the AMANDA..
2. Super DINO is almost here..
3. The LYNNIE of a new generation..
ooh man..imagine fingers walking thru a elephant..eww!!! and here comes the super dino! and she's over taking the wonder woman..hah! and i really dun want to expect something nice from the new generation of lynnie..SCARY!!!
, 6:36 AM
YUPPS! i spent my days mostly the same way..
11.30 am - wake up to watch "Totally Spies" on kids central..nice de lohs..got sam, alex and clover..
12.00 pm - skip batman..stupid show aniwaes..then brush teeth all those stuff..
12.30pm - buy lunch or maybe late-breakfast..haha
??.??pm - watch ambush makeover...hey! i oso want one!
??.??pm - try to see what "fantastic" old movies channel 5 is showing..aniwaes..they showed the movie "anatomy" todae..damn disgustin..cut up human bodies de lohs..for studiee purposes lah..i swear not to be a doctor who disects body..cant stand the looks of the intestine..brain..heart..eww..YUCKS!
3.00pm - on computer to listen to songs..cos realli boring u see..
4.30pm - bathe time..nid me to explain the processes of bathing???? *BEEP*
5.00pm - tune to channel U to watch the taiwan entertainment show..not everyday nice de lohs.
6.00pm - Holland V...hmm..nasi lemak worhx..ate that for dinner tonite..sooner or later will turn out like wanwan in the show..PUI!
7.00pm - stupid show..dun they have any other shows? instead of local production? CHEY!
8.00pm - best of PCK..rosie..kangkang..rosie..kangkang..its time for PCK to learn standard english!
8.30pm - ahh-merican..wrong..singapore idol result..
9.00pm - another stupid show..local production..i still prefer imported stuff..
10.00pm - dun watch djc anymore..only hear the stupid techno ending song..haish..what for they change???
11.00 to 12.30 - lay in bed..tryin to sleep..zzZZZzz
aniwaes ahh..as i was playing with the computer recently..i found out that there'e this thing called the language selection worhx..for taiwan..it will be taiwanese chinese..then there's latin for dunno which country..and i found out that there's no selection for singapore..heheh..i think they shud add singlish sum day...haha! spoiling the image of singapore??? HOOT AH!!!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006, 6:19 AM
Hmm..for some reasons, i always feel that my holidays are boring and sleepy. And so i must find things to entertain myself. Haha..i recently bought mini skateboards at $1.50 each..damn cheap..but the wheels seem to malfunction worhx..i changed the colours of the wheels and coloured the metal part of the deck black..black nice wads.
So here i am sitting in front of the tv and flipping the skateboard with my fingers..i so far only managed to come out with 4 simple flipping tricks that i always fail to accomplish..sad case..
Haish..so boring..so lucky that my phone did not ring..i do not want to waste my sleeping tyme sms-ing..i am a pig!!! haha..tats why..OINK!
Lolx.
