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(HAIYA. Too bad the above picture isnt ME. It's by the BlogSkin Creator. TOO BAD~)
Candy/Chan-Dee/Candie..whatever sounds nice
17 years old, September 17 1991:)
Misses PRSS and hates SP. ARGH. WHY!
Likes my pink piggie and my virgo bearbear!! Likes all my plushie on my bed!
DJ MAX here i come!!
Pussycat Dolls/Becky Hammon/NBA/Formula1 are my new likes!
LONG TERM GOAL:
Grow tall!
Make money money money to go around the world in 80days!! (partner anyone?)
SHORT TERM GOAL:
Find myself back? (Where's the old candy?)
FRIENDS:
Argh. GONE GONE GONE
FAV SONGS:
All PCD :) especially I HATE THIS PART
The Veronicas! (before jess became blonde and skinnier)
Fuck it all!
Fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don't belong!
Don't exist!
Don't give a shit!
Don't ever judge me!
SLIPKNOT: SURFACING
Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 2:04 AM
TODAY IS DA DING DANG'S BIRTHDAY!
I swear that i will never ever drink BRANDS chicken essence anymore!!! The taste is so..
EWWWWW!!!!! xP
Gosh! first three periods are physics. Got test somemore! Hah! i never read! i was like still reading bio during morning assembly lohs~
Physics test. mdm mariam say we must have confidence and i tried to have confidence. The test was sooooo easy. yah. easy to fail more like it.
Maths was right after physics. Mdm goh taught us the radian thingy which i don't even understand a single thing but i can still manage to draw out the graph. smart leh~
Recess.
hah! i cannot control anymore so i ate nuggets! yumyum, so long never eat. haiya.
Argh! bio test is after recess which is = now. I did not even finish reading the chapters loh, especially the one on the nervous system. what neuron here neuron there..
As expected, the bio test also quite 'easy'. so easy that i got my axon and myelin sheath mixed up! 2 marks gone le loh. Lucky i got study regulation of body temperature, so maybe i can get my first 6 marks!
I LOVE mother tongue. teacher yuan came in and she just sat on the chair. we ask her how cum we no need to greet her then she say because no one seemed to be bothering about her, so she just sit down loh. her expression today was so funny loh. when she wants the student to behave and the student doesn't want to, she will just open her eyes big big! Just like the mutthal arteh!
First period of CME was something like a free period, cos ms ng did not come up and ranford was like saying that she was kidnapped or something like that. HAH!. and so we made a lot of noise and me, jodie and jobel was singing some nursery rhymes(a bit only lah). Ranford went out of the class and came back saying :" eh! mrs lee coming soon!" At this point of the time, everyone turned back their chairs, faced the front, took out their textbook and pretend to read.
(and so mrs lee walked into our class..)
Mrs Lee: i am very pleased that your class is so quiet even without a relief teacher and i hope that this is not because that someone shouted "mrs lee is coming or something", or i will be very disappointed.
(ahm jio everyone..cause that's actually the reason)
(ms jiang was outside our class...)
Mrs Lee: can i recommend that your calss doesn't need a relief teacher? Cos' i know that you people will behave. blah..blah..(and she left the class and ms jiang came in)
Ms Jiang: when i heard that she wanted to recommend your class not to have a relief teacher, i wanted to say no. Cos' at this time, u people only show that u are cabable of doing chemistry but u ppl are still not ready for this yet. (ouhkae~)
Woohoo! i passed my chem! i got 18/25! smart mahs?
Fast forward >>>>>>
Ms jiang finished going through the test papers and she left the class. and so we started talking and walking around the classroom again. Hah! who knows? ms jiang appeared again outside outside our class! we though she left already!
Ms Jiang: see? u people are not ready yet! (hahah)
Social studies was with mdm yue. It's my group to present our group work today. Ranford got it going first. weiyin read,i also read then its bijie's turn. Hah! he was like tongue-tied or what? Everybody was laughing at the way he read lohs! Then its chinyang's turn and he gave examples too.
CY: here is an example for value-added industry..
U bleach the brown paper into white paper and put perfume on it. then the price of the
paper from 1cents become 5cents! (mdm yue was like smiling and laughing, or maybe ahm
jio..cos this example was said by her before during geog)
its time for Q and A session!ranford keep on having problems pronuncing 'reconstructuring'.
We picked zijie to answer:
Us: register no. 38 please!
Zijie: sorry! no 38 ouhkae! let sean answer!
Us: ouhkae! sean! ans for him!
Sean: but u never call my register no.!
Us: (wadeva is sean's register no.)
Hah! sean will only stand if we call him by his register no. lohs.
This's the best social studies lesson i have ever attend. So full of laughter~
After sch i went to make my i.c with my moda. and i saw jobel again.
J: eh! candy!
me: what?
J: where you going? go find bf ah?
me: as if loh...
fast forward>>>>>>>
aniwae rite, yesterday, ms jiang told ranford that he was unglamorous and jodie didn't know the defination of unglamorous. I was like joking with jodie that she better not pronunce unglamorous as unglomerulus lohs~
second thing, jodie and i was eating sweets during maths yesterday. jodie was talking and her sweet dropped out of her mouth and landed on her hand! then we stared at each other and laugh out hard!!! HAHAHAH!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 13, 2006, 6:05 AM
Puisarver mutthal gaverchi arteh vileiyarder kuleipander!
Heh. That's tamil and i am confident that i get most of the spelling wrong. I learnt word by word from shoberrna and i just anyhow put them together to form a stupid sentence. Fun Lohs.
Haiya! So Sian can?! Next Monday got two tests (supposed to be 3), Chemistry and Geography (or maybe 'yourgraphy' for someone..). So lucky that bio was changed to wednesday. I think Mr tan very suey loh, everytime he put the test on monday, we will always change it to wednesday without fail (i think).
Bio was..lemme find a word to describe....
Mr tan was saying that boys are better than maths and things that need calculation and girls are better at humanities. Then Jobel was like: " Mr Tan! what about daniel? he always top in class! that means he 'bu nan bu nu' lah?" Hmm..makes sense ah?!
Yuanyuan dressed like she's ready for some yoga workout today lohs. She actually wear skirt de, budden vinegar or dunno is it soya sauce stained her skirt, so she have to change to long pants lohs. Hahah. I dunno why she suddenly talk about eyeball and that she is hoping that maybe she can have springs behind her eyeballs then she can shot it out to hit dunno who (i think that's what she said).
I practically forgot what else happen for the rest of the day.
After school i went for my dental appointment. Chey! Not mine la! It's that arteh/dunno chen de loh. Very 'mah fan' lohs. Have to travel all the way to city hall. Benny took the train with us at bedok and alighted at the next stop and then he travelled back to bedok. Hah! We saw 'PDA' on the train btw. 'PDA' means Public Demonstration of Affection. And for my case, its Public Demonstration of Abusing!
City Hall was like so armed with police officers (not really lah, i made that up!). Dunno chen thinks the officers are her friend and she actually wanted to "yo yo yo" with them loh. Then there's her crap on escalating to heaven then later back to hell and her lawyer joke which i dun even understand. We ate Mos Burger and there is this guy standing outside with his friend. Wah! He got the mohawk hairstyle loh! COOL~. Then there's also this auntie with her friend standing outside and i dunno why she suddenly say 'RICE BURGER' so loud lohs. In the meanwhile dunno chen was scratching her leg. SCRATCH.SCRATCH.SCRATCH. Then after eating dunno chen saw food again and she went to buy cookies(control..can?)
Dunno chen as usual, make it a habit to go to the 4th floor toilet at the 'dental appointment building' (i forgot the name). I was standing outside the toilet like a idiot and poeple keep on looking at me lohs. Lucky they never call the police come and catch me! Then later we walk walk to the dental clinic. DC saw wedding dress and she still asign one for me to wear, then i also anyhow asign one. Oh! who knows i was like pointing on a ad outside the spa shop. And the ad actually show a lady not wearing anything except for having a towel to cover up the *toot*(top and bottom)! heheh! and so that's the so-called wedding dress i assigned loh..which is only a towel! so R.A! (oh yah..all my assign are missing a 's')
FORWARD>>>>>>>>>
hmm..forward 8x...FORWARD!>>>>>>>
-the end- hee! too lazy to continue!
, 5:54 AM
Heheh..nothin to do and so i decided to write this:
HUMANS - CLASSIFIED 1 (not for dead people..hee~)
This type is commonly seen in our everyday life? (see below)
THE "BHB" aka Buey Hao Bai -
Classic example #1 : Mr Tan
Scenario: (it was a very very humid day and it was during bio lesson..)
QiYun: Wah! Mr Tan! Very hot leh!!
Mr Tan: Yah! I noe already. I very hot!
(and so he thinks he's hot..hahah..but its actually the wheather..) duh.
Newly Found Example #2 : Jobel
Scenario: classroom, during ms ng lesson
J: (talking to ms ng)
Me: eh! Jobel! your voice very weird leh! u got flu ah?
J: No.
Me: Then?
J: Because my voice (or dunno what) sexy mah.
(ooh. wth.)
Wednesday, September 06, 2006, 5:18 AM
OUH. another day of maths remedial 9am to 12pm and bio remedial 1.30pm to 3pm!!
Maths was the same. Ms ang gave us CME lesson again. She went about saying her throat like got pen knife again then when she speak will "eek eek". Then i dunno when she touched upon the topic of disciplinary and somehow it got to do with buddhism, taosim, christian, blah blah..she says that our religion teach us to be good kids and not bad kids..and that the pastor wouldn't go crazy one day and call people to go and have s*x suddenly and the the buddha will not call someone to skip school..and i don't know when brian had become a fighter and ms ang started to discuss about who have the please-box-me face and who doesn't have. And so yanjie and wei chuan doesn't have but de hong has the potential to have one too!
I had forgotten what else happened during the whole maths remedial. OUHYA! i think yunjie sprained her arm when she's doing some stretching exercise is it?!
AFter maths i went out to have lunch with shoberrna, peijun, lihui and pearlyn. Aiyo, peijun got that scary pink fingers! She painted her nails bright pink, and she also got a pink watch to match! Gosh! shoberrna had many things to talk about and she was like talking about things her father did. Shoberrna also had problem trying to eat her cheese fries, she just can't pick them up with her fork! And so she gave up! Back to school we were like discussing how to say certain things in tamil and tamil words seem to be like so long?! I forgot who said that indians talk like firing bullets like that, so FAST.
I "chiong" back to school with the thought that "ahh! we go library what! so got aircon! SHIOK!"..SMACK! wishful thinking! WTH! i thought mr tan say its at library?! HAH! he cheated us!!! And so i survived that dunno how many hours in that no aircon lab..we touched on the topic: nerves and dunno what thing..kaox! i don't like the diagram of the brain..i just dislike pictures of brain! DON'T U FIND IT SCARY LOOKING? those who like must be alien man! cos all alien brain big-big de..EEEE!
NERVE HERE NERVE THERE. FINSH!
WOOHOO! after that while walking home, i keep telling people "puisarver"..guess what it means, its tamil!!!
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FLAG DAY! my parents got the tyme mixed up and so the whole family woke up too early and i'm two hours away from my CIP, and so we went to bugis there for a while to find for a shop.
12.50pm. START! i saw anna near the bedok library registering for the falg day thingy. i thought she was early but yanjie was the earliest. shortly after that more people turned up. I got my shiny tin, stickers and licence and i'm off! "HI! WOULD U LIKE TO DONATE?" was what i suppose i was to say. I also approached my fellow classmates and they obviously donated! This was a islnad-wide activity and we can go anywhere we like, so me and anna decided to go island-wide, cos we thought the rest will do so too! before that, we had a bit of problem and anna said that she will use her "mei-ren ji" to ask people to donate and....someone actually donated $5 to her! I tried my "chou-ren ji (ugly)" and someone also donated a few cents!!
Below is the route for our "island-wide" donation:
Bedok->Tanah Merah->Changi Airport->Tanah Merah->Simei->Tampines->Pasir Ris->Bedok
Me and anna had our lunch break at simei and i almost had a bird-shit surprise! I was like swinging my legs to and fro and making rounds and i didn't know that there were birds above me. Then i saw a green substance land infront of me! HENG Ah! Lucky i was spinning around and the bird-shit missed me or maybe i missed the bird-shit! I asked donation from this guy with his son and the guy asked me questions about the donation drive and i don't even know how to answer! And as i walked away with his donation, i flipped to the back of my license and found that all the answers to his questions were there! How stupid/blur can i be?!
TIRED! we slacked at paris ris MRT platform for a while. Then blah blah blah and went back to bedok. We saw muying, qiyun, valerie, sijie, yunjie, qianqian, iffah at the bedok bus interchange. I itchy-hand and went to try and see how heavy their shiny tin were. HAH! Muying's one quite heavy lohs! She just stay in bedok and never go anywhere else and that's the result. Me and anna leh? We go island-wide and still its not that heavy!!! BWAH! And so i act pathetic and stand at the corner..HAH! who knows? two person came and donated to me!! WHA!! it works!! By the way, we slacked at bedok MRT platform and anna stick the donation sticker on my face and i stick one on her neck too. HAH! And we just walked like that! Then yunjie saw me and pasted one on her nose too and qiyun pasted more on my face!
5.45pm. FINISH! returned the silver tin and coup more bottles of free new water! i also coup the donation stickers leh! HEE!!
Things people do when they see people with silver tin, aka donation tins:
1. They just ignore you and treat you like you're transparent
2. Approach you and donate willingly
3. Kids fighting to throw in coins into the tin
4. Run away!